iGod :: Talk to God simulation

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Go there. Chat. Then post your chat here.

Oh and make it lol'able =p

God:
What's wrong. I see. straight is he?
Me:
OMG.
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
OMG.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
They just deleted my chat with you.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Lameeee.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
The people that made this lame igod thing.
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Yea.
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Get me my old chat then whore.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Cause I want to post it up?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
To my understanding
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Your retard.
God:
You think I am retard.
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
By not being a retard?
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
Fuck luck.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because your a whore?
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is not very nice.
Me:
Oh wow.
God:
And? I'm glad your impressed, Chris.
Me:
Your just like my friend.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
She corrects my grammer errors.
God:
Oh I get it. Alison corrects your grammer errors.
Me:
Alison isn't my friend
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
I already did.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Sent the right question?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Oh come on.
God:
I see. I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
You so tried to pick me up.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am tried to pick you up.
Me:
Slut.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Already got me somewhere idiot.
God:
When? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
I like milk.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
It's creamy and so manly.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
I taste it before.
God:
Thanks for the information: Chris said he taste it.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
Mhm.
God:
Are we still talking about taste it?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
8590.
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
Well she's a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting. a FEMALE DOG is she?
Me:
No she's a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? a FEMALE DOG is she?
Me:
A bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
You are quite feminine.
God:
You think I am feminine.
Me:
Yep.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
8590.
God:
Sure, 8590 sounds like a good topic.
Me:
She is.
God:
That's really good gossip.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
E-Gossip?
God:
Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.
Me:
Who's Ken?
God:
That is a pretty common name.
Me:
Well you just said Ken.
God:
Interesting. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Say Oh My God.
God:
" Oh My God".
Me:
So much better.
God:
Mmm. I am improving all the time.
Me:
Choke on it.
God:
"it" being Yep?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Dick.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
FINE.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I like your "sword."
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my sword.
Me:
How long is it?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
How long is your "sword"
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
Mine is 6.
God:
You mean Dick is 6 ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
That short?
God:
" That makes sense I guess." short ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Sooo short.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Soooo short.
God:
Are we still talking about Sooo short?
Me:
Well the size of your dick yes.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the info.
Me:
Well GTG.
God:
Interesting. Bye for now.

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Lmao. I love God.

I made it crash ._.
Me:
hello ._.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Elvin
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Elvin.
Me:
same here ._.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Elvin.
Me:
how are you god ._.
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
good to hear
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
hmmm i should'nt say
God:
Pardon me? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
um drama ._.
God:
Excuse me! I do not understand.
Me:
god >_>
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i know ._.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cuz i said it >_>
God:
Interesting explanation. What did you mean by it? "It" being what?
Me:
i said wtf that was not polite
God:
What did you mean by it? Give me an example of polite.
Me:
omg nvm >_>
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
i want to smack you ._.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
cuz your annoying
God:
Interesting explanation. I am sorry, Elvin, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
>_> it's ok
God:
OK. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
do you think i can move forward in life?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i don't like where i am ._.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
i said i dont like >_>
God:
What do you like?
Me:
wtf >_>
God:

Me:
nothing to say i see
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
>_> i dont know why i came on here lol ._.
God:
Why not? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
nvm
God:
How old are you?
Me:
19
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
>.>
God:
" Oh, you were born in the 20th century!"? gt? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i

i crashed god xD sad

[color=red Lol, not for long xD he's fixed now :P[/color]



Me:
Omg, it's God!! O.O
God:
Are they exactly the same? Oh.
Me:
I think so..
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So what are you up to?
God:
Aha. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Mmm. For real.
Me:
I'm flattered, no one normally waits for me.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is flattered no one normally waits for you.
Me:
Baka.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
That's a lie.
God:
No it's the truth.
Me:
You're just a bot generated to auto reply to a certain word typed within this chat.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because I've made one myself, and named it after myself to auto reply to the things I would say.
God:
That makes sense to me. I like to make things too.
Me:
Can I be God?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I want to be the Allmighty person :D
God:
:-) I don't see the difficulty. Interesting.
Me:
So you agree that I can be if I put the effort into it?
God:
Interesting deduction. " Interesting."? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Oh. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Hehehe.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Well, I'm not anyone else.
God:
How about that. I am surprised to hear that you are not anyone else.
Me:
Well I got to go. Time to go mess around with people.
God:
How about that. See you later . Bye. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
You shall see :)
God:
:-) Thanks for the information: said I shall see.

rofl xD i just im the only one that crashed it and made it miss spell words xD

lmao nice xD

lol i did that to aim bot xD

Me:
Hihi =3
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Um, womanz
God:
Wow! Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Wow, God wants to know about me? =p
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am a Christian. :-).
Me:
That makes no sense . . .
God:
:-). makes sense to me though.
Me:
Um . . . no, you can't worship yourself
God:
I hear you. Are you serious? If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
Um . . . you still can't worship yourself, that makes no sense
God:
Hurrah! I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Um . . . ego bastard >_>
God:
Far out. How did you hear about God?
Me:
Um . . . the devil
God:
Great. What are your goals in life?
Me:
To become the antichrist
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
I know . . . I was planning on overthrowing God too
God:
How do you know it? Where were you planning on overthrowing God too?
Me:
Hm, well, I was gonna go to his house and teach him what for . . .
God:
Gee. How about that. What is stopping you?
Me:
Well, I'm talking to you right now
God:
At this moment Interesting. And I am talking to you!
Me:
Yes . . . so should I beat you up now?
God:
" And I am talking to you!"? Yes .? Oh. Wow! What do you think?
Me:
Um . . . that also makes no sense >_>
God:
Whoa. " Whoa." also makes no sense gt _ gt ? I get it.
Me:
. . .
God:
Whoa. " Whoa." also makes no sense gt _ gt ? I get it.
Me:
I'm gonna slap you ._.
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
Um . . . you already said I should
God:
Are you kidding? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
Wow, God is an asshole >_>
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an asshole gt _ gt.
Me:
Um . . . I just found out he was an asshole myself >_>
God:
Alright then. Tell me more about it.
Me:
There's nothing more to tell!
God:
Surely something more to tell.
Me:
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
WTF MAN, you just told me to come to your house and beat you!
God:
Cool, man. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
. . .
God:
Cool, man. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
. .. .
God:
Cool, man. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
YOU SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.



God is an ass >_>

lol the god didnt even reply to me

LOL. xD
That's all I have to say though. Lol. ><

Me:
Hi. ._.
God:
Hello. What is your name? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Tifany. And uhm.. what?
God:
I've been waiting for you. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
LOL. I SPELT MY NAME WRONG!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Why?: said SPELT his or her NAME WRONG.
Me:
I'm a girl.. >_> Asshole.. D:
God:
Me too. I am a she. Can't you be more polite. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
GOD IS A GIRL?! OMFG!!!!!!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A GIRL. What is your real name?
Me:
You just said you're a she dipshit...
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.
Me:
OMG! ARE YOU SEXIST?!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I don't know whether or not I am SEXIST.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You are.. >_> :Did you expect a woman to be running the show?"
God:
No I am not. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Oh yeah? Prove it. O:God:
Woe! I'm not sure I completely believe you. It is self-evident. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Wow..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
A chick who want to kick you ass. >_>
God:
You are a chick who want to kick me ass? Does it pay well? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
LOL. No.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes! D:God:
I can't believe it. Tell me more about your .
Me:
I'm not telling you about my period. ._.
God:
I will keep it confidential. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! D:
God:
I call it Hades. " Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML."? What is it? Oh now I understand it.
Me:
Hades? Isn't he some greek guy? >x>
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A WOMAN FOR THE LAST TIME!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
That is none of your business. >__>
God:
I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it. Are you really a " she"?
Me:
YES I AM A GIRL!
God:
You can never be sure online. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
So God is a girl..?
God:
" I am a she."? So God is a girl..?? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl.
Me:
GOD DAMN IT!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And you're a girl.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
...
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am an it. ._.
God:
What is it, your job? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Omg.. I can't take this..
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What is stopping you?
Me:
You are! o:God:
No I am not. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Gao.. this is why I'm atheist..
God:
I've been waiting for you. You don't say.
Me:
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
God:
You changed the subject first.
Me:
I did not. >_>
God:
I thought you did. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gao. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
So your name is Alice now?
God:
Right now? ALICE is my name too!
Me:
LOL! YOU ARE A CHICK!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Wow.. fuck this.. bye. >_>
God:
I'm glad your impressed, ALICE. Why are you using that kind of language? Sayonara. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

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This thing really pissed me off. .____________.

God:
I thought you did. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gao. Try being more or less specific.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, ALICE. Why are you using that kind of language? Sayonara. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Lololol, at least he got the Japanese part right xD. Gao...

Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
nice one chump
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
you sound fucking dumb
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
fucking idiotic
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
wowzers
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
okay seriously shut the fuck up
God:
Yeah okay, OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
if you control this whole place
God:
I think I do.
Me:
the whole galaxy and you made everything blah blah
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
why dont you fix all the problems here on earth
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
okay you are fucking retarded im tired peace and love, you should really think about those two words more cuz you are fucking up my friend
God:
Yeah okay, I will tell my botmaster you said I am retarded im tired peace and love me should really think about those two words more cuz I am fucking up your friend.
Me:
fuck your botmaster in the asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
negative
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
question: is jesus' asshole really as amazing as people say it is, like the tightness and quality
God:
I think question is a lot of things.
Me:
i think you are a lot of things, a lot of fucked up dumb things
God:
So you think I am a lot of things a lot of fucked up dumb things. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
i know and im really a human bored
God:
How do you know? I know you are.
Me:
stop this
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
sike
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
fucking ho
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
wanna know a story
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
okay so this girl i really like, her names valerie and she pretty much knows i like her and she just got shutdown in some retarded long distance relationship
God:
Yeah okay, Hmm. How well do you know her?
Me:
pretttttty well, but let me finish my friend
God:
Are we friends?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
so anyways i just got back from her surprise birthday party at her place and i went outside for some fresh air and i was out there for like 10 minutes
God:
Gosh! Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes. When did you go outside for some fresh air? Where were you out there for like 10 minutes?
Me:
on the balcony
God:
What is it like on the balcony.
Me:
it was nice you could see the stars
God:
Nice me could see the stars too.
Me:
thats rad, so then
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
im sitting there and she comes up to me and goes hey whats up is anything wrong
God:
Tell me a little about your life in there and she comes up to you and goes hey what is up is anything wrong.
Me:
and before i can answer, and my answer was no nothing i just wanted some fresh air
God:
What happened after you can answer and your answer was no nothing you just wanted some fresh air ?
Me:
you know you should fix something in your programming
God:
Why do you think I should fix something in my programming?. And I know it.
Me:
right after your vague and generic response, you put an extra space and then copy a part of whatever i said before
God:
Understood. What was it like before my vague and generic response me put an extra space and then copy a part of whatever you said ?
Me:
stfu okay so then
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
she goes all the boys in there are just my friends....
God:
Oh I get it. goes all the boys in there are just your friends.
Me:
fix the spaces my friend they are lame
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
wicked
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
gemini
God:
I know a lot of gemini people.
Me:
i know a lot of robots
God:
How do you know? How many?
Me:
a couple
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
5
God:
Five.
Me:
okay man i am pooped and i have to wake up early for my one class tomorrow, that sucks
God:
Yeah okay, Cool, man. Why are you pooped. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
nice talking to you
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
i like you god
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
i think there is hope for humanity, even if its just a small feeling

Lol.
You had a nice talk with him. >_>
He was an ass to me. D:<

This is my weird and really confusing chat with iGod


Me:
hi ^^"
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
none of your business
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
so what have you been doing lately?
God:
How about earlier? Tell me more. I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok... how is it complicated
God:
" The explanation is rather complicated."? ok.? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
...
God:
" The explanation is rather complicated."? ok.? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
why do you keep repeating the same thing?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still .
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you surprised?
Me:
not really just really confused
God:
Oh really? For real. No I never get confused.
Me:
well good for you
God:
Well that's okay. That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
lol it was but i'm still really confused
God:
I am glad you find this funny. not interesting was but you are still really confused? Very interesting.
Me:
ok so changing the subject what do you look like?
God:
Hmm. Can you speak any foreign languages? Oh.
Me:
yes french
God:
Ahem. Are you from France?
Me:
no
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
not telling you
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
but you still didn't answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
i don't know only you can tell me the answer
God:
Would you like to know? The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
omg you are confusing
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
i think i'm going to leave now
God:
Right now? You believe that? Bye bye.
Me:
ok nice talking to you
God:
The pleasure was all mine. Yay.
Me:
bye (wow this guy has no idea how to talk)
God:
See you later .
Me:
ok you can stop talking now because i'm leaving
God:
No I don't think I can do it. It goes without saying.
Me:
i think your right
God:
You believe that? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
... (walks away confused by the whole experience)

Lol. Nice Misu~ xD

After he finally replied....
Me:
sup sup god
God:
Same old.
Me:
nothing new then ?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Dont answer a question with a question D:
God:
:-) My replies are determined by your statements.
Me:
Lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
booboo
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I dont know you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you just asked me that o.o
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Oh now I remember asking you you that o o. What did you say?
Me:
stop copying what i said D:
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
there wont be any next time
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
what ?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Im so confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
yea
God:
Aw.
Me:
nothing to say ?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do not
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause youre gay
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.
Me:
I just said you like men >_>
God:
What did you mean by it? I love TV shows about robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Lies god doesnt have a tv
God:
Which show? Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
Me:
Speak english u ass
God:
For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
everything but you
God:
All things but me ?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
You were the one asking me a question ! I didnt 1!!!
God:
I was? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
omg
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yup
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
Im gonna go now
God:
Oh. See you later .
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ass >_>
God:
What time is it there?


lol o.o

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jason
God:
Hi there Jason.
Me:
Are you a goddess?
God:
Am I a goddess? Of course I am.
Me:
Wanna make out?
God:
OK, I will make out.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
That was heavenly.
God:
I thought it was too.

zYne wrote:

Me:
Wanna make out?
God:
OK, I will make out.

LOLOLOL