meh again.. gonna steal this here corner and grace you all with my fantastic bard skills and tell you all some stories, sing a few songs and maybe a poem or two...
The enD
Water dripped through the ceiling. Splashing on the floor with an annoying ping. The only thing worse was the constant scratching and moaning outside. I was only one target, but they were determined to get me.
I had originally built this house for such an event. Steel reinforced concrete walls would hold up against an army of zombies for a while. Or at least I hoped so.
There were two, maybe three zombies the last time I was able to check. A storm had destroyed the power lines. Cutting me off from the outside world. Great gusts of wind ripped trees out of the ground and took out part of my second floor. Allowing the rain and moaning to enter.
I went up the stairs to look outside. Thirteen zombies could be seen from my vantage point. Five or six more trapped on the other side of the fence. I had run out of ammunition taking out the occasional bandit and rouge zed. All I had left was my scythe, machete and a few days of provisions.
On my way back down there stairs I had an idea. I ran down the remaining stairs and into my front room. I then picked up my machete and strapped it to my belt. Then grabbing my scythe I ran back up the stairs. Walking over to the edge, I whistled.
Instantly the zombies converged on my spot. Several more coming from around the corner. They tried climbing the wall to get me, but it had been worn smooth by wind and rain. I looked down and laughed. Laughed to the point of tears.
Rain started to fall again. The water would wash away any remains. So I grabbed my scythe near the base. Standing by the edge and looking down, I raised my scythe. I chose my target and let my arm fall, bringing the scythe down in an arc. The blade went through the zombies' skull. Disabling the undead menace.
I repeated the process three more times. On my fifth swing my scythe became trapped in the zombies' skull. I panicked and gripped my scythe tighter. I pulled up, trying to free my weapon. I felt something pull the opposite direction and released my grip.
But there was enough force in that initial jerk to set me off balance. I fell off the edge, barely able to roll away from the zombies as I landed. I jumped up and unhooked my machete. But there were to many zombies for me to fight on the ground.
I turned around and ran for the damaged fence. A zombie was stuck in the torn links. Blocking my only way out. I cut off its snapping head and kicked it away. I then proceeded to cut away the rest as quickly as I could.
But before I could get through, cold hands took hold of me. Pulling me away from the fence. Rotting teeth sank into my flesh. Searing pain shot through my body. But it didn't last long. In a matter of seconds my body was torn apart by the living dead.
The enD
yeah.. I had to start with a zombeh story.